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Popeman Lyrics

Eddie Izzard
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So, yeah, now, the Pope,
what's going on there, eh?

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What's he on about?
Gets out there, chatting away.

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There was Pope John, you remember.
Now there's Pope John Paul.

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The next Pope is gonna be
Pope John Paul George and...

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And we can see where they're going.

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lt's that populist edge, Pope John
Paul George Ringo will take off.

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He'll have songs in the charts...

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(Mumbles Latin )

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# Da-nah-nah-nah
(Mumbles Latin )

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Always checking their faces,
aren't they?

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ln case there are flies,
you know, like cows use their tails.

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That's what the Pope does,
keeps the flies off.

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Catholics are good with
''Keep those flies off.

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''l'm a Catholic, you fucking fly...

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Protestants don't have anything
to keep the flies off except a gun.

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A big, fucking gun.

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And, er, it's...

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Because the Pope has got stuck
in that l'm-wearing-a-tent thing

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and he goes round in a popemobile,
the only other person who does that

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is Batman - in the Batmobile.

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# Cos he's Popeman, Popeman

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# Popeman with Altar Boy #

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# Popeman #

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''Quick, Altar Boy! There's some sinners
who need chastising.

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''Leap into the popemobile.''
(Hums Batman theme)

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''Put those candles out.''

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With Holy Water and Jesus Discs.

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''Vampires! Look out, Popeman!
Vampires are coming.

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''You sure shot them out of the sky.''

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( # Sings plainsong)

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Could be a whole series.

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With a lot of complaints. And, er...

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All l'm talking about here
is # Blasphemy

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# And blass for you

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# Blass for everybody in the room

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- # l'm just gonna blaspheme and... #
- ( Scattered applause)

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Six-person joke, that. There we go.
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